Divisions & Multiplications

Though I don’t like to write on political matters but I am trying to experiment with everything.Here is one such endeavour

DIVISIONS AND MULTIPLICATIONS

When I was in 3^rd standard in Maths there used to be a chapter Division and Multiplication. At that time I never thought it would be used so extensively. But now after 61 years of freedom (approx) that chapter has found its application in dividing the country and multiplying everything from population to prices. Gorkhaland looks a weird name to be a state, but it is possible, quite possible. Well, I have built my own land…Fantasyland. Would you like to have a look? Here we go!

THE FANTASYLAND

In Fantasy land the Indian government has finally given the freedom to make their own countries, to disintegrate the whole country in many smaller countries. People have already started coming up with their wished country. Bengalis already address West Bengal as “amar desh”. So no doubt they would ask for one. This how Left will announce the new country. “Today on this glorious day let me announce that this is our country…”AMAR DESH” BENGAL! No east no west, just the great Bengal. Bangladesh our neighboring country is like our sister (girls still are supposed to have lesser freedom, and strength!). And China is our alma mater, our father. Communism in our new country would ensure that increasing US effects are properly avoided (In short developments would be fewer, say almost negligible). China has already donated a huge sum for the development of the great Bengal!

Jammu and Kashmir has already seen pools of blood oozing out of their lands to cling on to the present India. Few people out their have still not forgotten the way India had intruded into their COUNTRY on the basis of a small agreement (which didn’t even allow India to unfurl their flag on their land). Betrayed, that’s the one word they use. Pakistani protégé party just like the Chinese protégé Lefts would rule, new militant camps would be opened to increase the employment rate in the new country. And in this way population would always be in control as well. Democracy would be kicked and people donning defence uniforms would limit the people’s freedom This time Pakistan would be the father.

With Shivsena stomping effects in Maharashtra definitely an new country would pop out of that part of the present country. Bal Thackrey would be the head, until his death, and after that his family would rule. For now the new ruler of Maharashtra would be called King Bal Thackrey. Uddhav and Raj would become prince! Valentine’s Day would be strictly banned. Anybody found with anything related to that holy day would be executed. “Love should be inside the bedroom not outside” that would be the message of the King for his public! Muslims and Biharis would be beaten and locked into the jails and secretly they would be executed one by one. US would be condemned in public but not when the King would drink expensive US brand wines.

North East part is already an isolated one, I have no doubt they would demand for a separate country, probably known as NAGALAND! Here also Biharis would be executed. Tourists would be banned, or if allowed they would be left on roads to decide their trip. Dogs would enter into the endangered species.

That’s it I don’t have the courage to play this cruel game of divisions and multiplications. I cant see unity in the diversity, only diversity in diversity. Isolations from all the sides, classifications on the basis of religion and region, that’s what I see. When British’s East India Company perched on our land there was no single country India, but countless small countries already weak by the regional wars. Divisions and Multiplications! And now again a country whose existence was not even known before its independence, is about to loose its existence once again. History is on the verge to repeat itself.The only question is can we stop it?

EXITING FANATSYLAND